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This is to serve as a warning to all who would take communism lightly.

RDP takes a look at how the Worldwide Communist Revolution has infiltrated the USA and is on the verge of complete takeover. A brief history of the US WCR for the past century.

Real Deal Politics first looks at why people voted for Obama, his qualifications as executive leader of the free world, and how he has delivered on his promises, the accomplisments of his administration, and how Obamanomics works.

Sorry covert communist hackers, you can’t keep a good blog down.  You’ll have to come up with something better next time!

In case you haven’t heard, and most haven’t because the media doesn’t bother to report news that they don’t want us to hear.  Obama has directed billions of taxpayer dollars to Brazil for an oil exploration that is also financed by George Soros, who stands to reap a huge profit in the deal.

Obama must feel sorry for George, his principal campaign financier, because poor George doesn’t have enough money.  This is another middle finger to the American people given by the Soros/Obama/Reid oligarchy.

If they’re for oil drilling, why won’t they let US companies drill for oil on our soil? Because that would be good for our country. It would create jobs and boost the economy, and give us oil independence from the terrorist-sponsoring foreign countries that we get oil from now.

You see, people like Obama and Soros are never happy.  They are miserable creatures that thrive on bringing as much misery as possible to the masses.

Soros is a sick freak that thinks billions of dollars will bring him happiness, if he can only make sure that few other people around him can even make ends meet. He is an evil, diabolical, disgusting excuse for a human being.  You can tell him I said that. The only reason I can bear seeing of saying his name is because I know he’ll spend eternity in hell, and he’s not exactly a young man, if you know what I mean.

How long will you let Soros destroy our country?  Will you stand up against him and his puppets in the White House, Congress, and the media?  Will you fight against the demise against the country that you know and used to love?  If so, stay tuned. The revolution is beginning.

Backup:

Wall Street Journal article on this travesty.

GOP Takes Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat

Republican Scott Brown has just defeated Massachusetts state Attorney General Martha Coakley in the race for the vacant US Senate seat left by Ted Kennedy. In an upset of monumental proportions, Brown is the first Republican to win a Senate seat in the heavily Democratic state in 30 years.

Democrats outnumber Republicans 3-to-1 in the state — 37 percent of registered voters are Democrats, 12 percent are Republicans and 51 percent are unaffiliated. Obama won the state by 26 percentage points in the 2008 presidential election, which gives you a clue how the “unaffiliated” usually vote.

Just one month ago, Brown trailed in the polls by 30 points, which he cut in half to 15 points two weeks ago, indicating that he had “a steep hill to climb.” Then, several days before the election, he suddenly had a slim lead in the polls.

Today, in what is being called “the Scott heard around the world,” Brown has won the Senate seat with 53% of the vote to his opponent’s 46%.

Five years ago the late Ted Kennedy successfully lobbied for a bill that enabled the state to call for a special election if a US Senate seat in Massachusetts was abandoned, in case fellow senator John Kerry won the presidential election.

At the time, Republican Mitt Romney was the governor of Mass., and would have certainly appointed a senator from the GOP, as was his right to do so as a special appointment. Needless to say, Kerry did not win and the law was unnecessary.

Ironically, the law came back to haunt Kennedy in his last days. Realizing his terminal cancer, he pled last year for the state to revert the law to call for a governor’s appointment, since the governor is now of the Democrat party.

Had old Ted left it alone to begin with, the special election would have never happened, and his seat would almost certainly have been given to a Democrat of his approval.

Democrats are now scrambling to point fingers and trivialize the election, but this is a state that has voted solid blue for decades in all national elections, for president and congress. All of the state’s other congressional representatives are Democrats, as they have been for decades.

First of all, Coakley ran a poor campaign. She had an air of arrogance, refusing to stand outside Fenway stadium and shake hands because it was “too cold,” misspelling her state’s name in a campaign ad, and assuming she would win just because she’s a Democrat in perhaps the most Democratic state. She also made fun of Scott Brown’s truck, and called Curt Schilling a Yankees fan.

Since their coup in 2008, the Democrats have lost major elections for governor positions in Virginia and New Jersey, both of which have gone blue in recent elections. Their only victory since then was a House position in New York’s heavily Democratic and liberal 23^rd district.

In that race, liberal Republican candidate Scozzafava, who agreed to support the Democratic agenda in Congress, failed to gain GOP support for obvious reasons. Doug Hoffman entered the race as a third party conservative, losing by only 2% of the vote to Democrat Bill Owens. Had the RINO candidate withdrawn as she should have, instead of taking 5% of the vote, Hoffman would have won.

But Democrat Nanny State Pelosi recognized that as a huge victory, while ignoring the reality that the Democrats were losing much larger elections in other states.

If a Republican can win a US Senate seat in Massachusetts, he can win anywhere. If the Democrats don’t change their tune soon, they will continue to lose major elections.

Democrats may lose as many seats as they lost in 1994, when the arrogance of the Clinton administration and his congress caused over 50 congressional seats to change parties.

If you will recall, Newt Gingrich took the nation back and put us on the right track. It was after that Republican revolution that congress introduced welfare reform, huge spending cuts, and balanced the federal budget.

Keep in mind that the Clinton administration and his congress were not nearly as arrogant, condescending, and defiant as the current administration, although Hillary did also want to pass universal health care.

The arrogance today is off the charts, along with the blatant lies. The “transparent government” hasn’t happened, spending hasn’t decreased, but rather increased by $1 trillion in Obama’s first year, and universal health care promises only a larger federal budget.

The promise of tax cuts for all wasn’t kept either, but a tax hike in the form of letting Bush tax cuts expire, is definitely on the board.

They promised more jobs, but despite major increases in spending and pork in the form of the Stimulus Bill, we only have increased unemployment.

The Democrats and media have ignored repeated calls directly by the people in the form of Tea Parties and other peaceful rallies, and polls showing that they are in disagreement with the people.

If 58% of the people are against the health care plan, and only 37% are in favor of it, then why do they continue to try to push it through? Arrogance.

Obama’s approval numbers continue to go down, now below 50%, and Congress can’t even muster half of that. Yet they continue, defiantly on their socialist course, spitting in the face of the American people.

Democrats have only themselves to blame. You reap what you sow. The Americans are now rebelling against the government. We don’t want more socialized health care, more taxes, and more spending.

The people are speaking. If the government still doesn’t hear us now, they surely will in November.

Update: Attack # 18 came on December 25, 2009 as a Nigerian muslim attempted to ignite explosives on an airliner in Detroit, wishing everyone a Christmas as miserable as he is. Nobody was injured except himself.

Another radical muslim has just commited yet another terrorist act on our own US soil. Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, an admitted muslim, conducted his own jihad at the Fort Hood US Army base in Texas, leaving 13 dead and 29 others wounded, in the largest US terrorist attack since 2001.

Add this to the list of other individual radical muslim jihads since 9/11/2001:

· Muslim soldier who murdered his officers at US Army base in Kuwait in 2003 killing two

· Radical muslim imam has a shoot out with feds in Detroit last month and dies, fortunately

· Muslim fanatic attacked an Arkansas recruiting station in June of this year killing one

· New York muslim cable TV network owner beheads his wife in Feburary this year

· Muslim father ran over his own daughter in Arizona for being “too westernized” she lived

· 5 muslims arrested in 2007 for plot to kill Army members at Fort Dix NJ (3 were illegal aliens)

· Bosnian muslim in 2007 shoots up the Trolley Square in Utah leaving 5 dead, 4 wounded

· Muslim stole a car in Minneapolis and rammed other drivers in the name of Allah

· Muslim ran over people in San Francisco 2006 with his SUV, telling police he was a terrorist

· Muslim goes on a shooting rampage at Jewish community center in Seattle 2006

· Muslim student runs over students with SUV at a NC campus in 2006 to protest Iraq war

· Muslim student in OK blew himself up with a backpack bomb in 2005 outside of football stadium

· Egyptian muslim opened fire at LAX killing 2 and wounding 4 in 2002

· Saudi muslim student in Houston decapitated his Jewish “friend” in 2003

· Two gay muslims terrorize the entire national capital area in 2002, taking pot shots from the back of a car, known as the infamous “DC snipers” 13 total dead including previous shootings

· Muslim opened fire at New Orleans airport ticket counter in 2002, killing 1

That is a total of 17 terrorist attacks since 9/11 that I know of. There are perhaps others that the media successfully covered up, as they are very good at. Did you have any idea the count was that high?

The death toll is now 38, with dozens more injured, and untold millions terrorized.

If you notice, there is one thing all these attacks have in common: they were all conducted by muslims against unsuspecting people, in a cowardly manner. Another thing they have in common is that the government and media refuse to call them terrorist attacks.

Guns are not at fault here. Note in the list of above terrorist attacks, the diversity of weapons: guns, knives, bombs, and cars. A lot of people have cars, should we outlaw them?

Soldiers reported that Hasan shouted “Allahu Akbar!” while shooting at dozens of unarmed employees. This phrase, which means “Allah is great,” is always repeated by Islamo-fascist terrorists. It has something to do with their mental self-justification for doing something they know is a terrible crime.

Clearly, Hasan and his radical Islamic ideology are at fault, but also complicit in this act is political correctness, the same which has already compromised free speech, and has now compromised our own military, and with it our national security.

The signs of trouble were visible early in his career. In Army medical school, students and faculty both knew that Hasan had problems. In fact, one even told him so. “I told him, `There’s something wrong with you,’” said Osman Danquah, co-founder of the Islamic Community of Greater Killeen. “I didn’t get the feeling he was talking for himself, but something just didn’t seem right.”

His fellow students complained to the faculty about Hasan’s “anti-American propaganda,” but said a fear of appearing discriminatory against a Muslim student kept officers from filing a formal written complaint. You heard it right. Anti-American propaganda, and yet he stayed in the US army because of political correctness.

Dr. Finnel, who studied with him at medical school, said Hasan made a presentation that justified suicide bombing, spewed out anti-American propaganda, and argued that the war on terror was a war against Islam. Finnel and another student complained about him, but no formal complaint was filed.

Hasan received a poor performance evaluation, and had some problems that required counseling and additional supervision. Some of the doctors even reported that he had mental health problems. Despite all of this, they graduated him and promoted him to Major upon his graduation from the medical center.

But the story goes back to his youth, when Hasan attended a mosque in Falls Church that has been linked to 9/11 terrorists and al-Qaeda. The former imam of such mosque is a radical muslim known to be connected to al-Qaeda, named Anwar al-Awlaki, was in fact the leader of that temple while Hasan attended.

Awlaki praised the recent actions of Hasan:

“Nidal Hassan is a hero. He is a man of conscience who could not bear living the contradiction of being a Muslim and serving in an army that is fighting against his own people,” wrote al-Aulaqi, who now lives in Yemen since leaving the U.S. in 2002. “This is a contradiction that many Muslims brush aside and just pretend that it doesn’t exist. Any decent Muslim cannot live, understanding properly his duties towards his Creator and his fellow Muslims, and yet serve as a US soldier.”

I will agree with Awlaki on one point, that a muslim can not properly serve Islam and serve as a US soldier. I would strike the word “decent” and replace with “devout.”

During his time at Ft Hood, Hassan, who was a psychiatrist, was assigned to counseling soldiers returning home from war. So we had a psychotic doctor counseling other soldiers. That’s efficient. In this capacity, he told them to question whether their sacrifices in fighting the war were worth it, and argued with them about the nature of the war.

Hasan also warned a room full of senior Army physicians in early 2008, that to avoid adverse events, the military should allow muslim soldiers to be released as conscientious objectors instead of fighting in wars against other muslims.

Hasan was supposed to be making a presentation on a medical topic, but instead lectured them on Islam, suicide bombers, and threats the military could encounter from muslims conflicted about fighting in muslim countries. “It’s getting harder and harder for Muslims in the service to morally justify being in a military that seems constantly engaged against fellow Muslims,” he said in the presentation.

He was right that there would be problems, but apparently nobody knew he was talking about himself. I would have had one question for him: Why the hell are you still in the Army if you so vehemently disagree with everything they do?

The last bullet point on one page reads simply: “We love death more then (sic) you love life!” Ok, in the future I would advise these type of muslims to just kill themselves if they love death. Those of us that are normal people, don’t like it.

Under the “Conclusions” page, Hasan wrote that “Fighting to establish an Islamic State to please God, even by force, is condoned by the Islam,” and that “Muslim Soldiers should not serve in any capacity that renders them at risk to hurting/killing believers unjustly — will vary!”

The final page, labeled “Recommendation,” contained only one suggestion:

“Department of Defense should allow Muslims [sic] Soldiers the option of being released as ‘Conscientious objectors’ to increase troop morale and decrease adverse events.”

So this is the gratuity he shows the Army for sending him to medical school for free, paying him to be a subpar employee that constantly sought to undermine their mission and beliefs. A room full of dead soldiers.

On top of all of this, US Intelligence knew long before the attack, that Hasan has been in contact with an al-Qaeda sympathizer. About that term, in my book if you are a terrorist sympathizer, then you are a terrorist suspect. I mean, do we really have to assume you’re NOT going to act on your beliefs?

Hasan also showed some final typical warning signs, giving away belongings to others, saying good bye to friends and neighbors, and attending a local strip club named Starz several times in his final weeks before the attack. He assumed that he would end up dying in the attack, which he should have.

Hasan had also been in contact in 2008 with the same radical cleric named Awlaki referenced above, and federal authorities knew it. What did they do about it? Apparently, nothing. My guess is they were concerned about being accused of “profiling.”

Profiling is a term that in the past was used to describe a process by which law enforcement was doing their job correctly by singling out various individuals for surveillance who fit the profile of a criminal or terrorist. Now, it is a derogatory term and considered racist by the liberal media and others who collectively comprise the politically correct thought police.

In short, a process that used to protect our people by preventing crimes by would-be criminals, or at least bringing them to justice, is now itself a crime. That makes a lot of sense.

This “political correctness” movement is a thought control device used by communists, to not let people speak truths that they don’t want to hear. It has successfully infected all levels of our society, law enforcement, and now even the military.

But once the military and federal intelligence agencies are afraid to report the truth about someone who is obviously an Islamo-fascist wacko, what line of defense do we have against them? Who do we appeal to when they won’t do their job of eradicating extremists from their own ranks?

I would appeal to the American people as a whole. Stop complying with the communist thought police. Speak out about things you know are wrong. Don’t accept the dereliction of duty by federal employees. Don’t tolerate elected officials who try to sweep this under the rug or pretend it’s not a problem.

When we have a list of 17 terrorist attacks with 38 dead, and over 50 wounded, and millions terrorized, then it is definitely a problem.

We the people have a unique ability that is not available in most countries. That is, we can fire our elected public officials when we don’t agree with their policies (as long as we don’t let Acorn and other communist organizations undermine our vote with fraudulent election practices.)

Stop voting for that old windbag just because he or she brings pork into your state or district. If you’re a taxpayer, you’re paying for that pork anyway. Is it really worth sacrificing your own safety and that of your friends and neighbors?

Terrorism in this country is unacceptable. It may be acceptable in other countries, but not mine. I’m tired of living in my realistic fear that there is a radical muslim just around the corner, who may just be planning a terrorist attack.

Why do we have to live like this? We DON’T have to. We need to stand up for our rights to not be terrorized. We know who these people are. We know what mosques preach this kind of hatred. We need our law enforcement officials to protect us. Don’t accept anything less.

We can’t continue to stick our heads in the sand and pretend we don’t know what the problem is. The matter needs to be discussed and resolved. Radical muslims can not be allowed to exist in our society. I don’t care what we do with them, just get rid of them. Are you listening Congress?

According to some models, over 60% of the population of the US would be infected with H1N1 by this week. That means 3 of every 5 people you know are infected. Is this true? Of course not. These are more government scare tactics.

The US government has come just short of mandating the H1N1 vaccine for all citizens. The propaganda campaign reached fever pitch this month, with some government officials warning that those who refuse to take it are actually insane.

Call me crazy, because I for one will refuse to take any such vaccine. I have never taken a flu shot, and have seldom been infected with the flu, after which I recovered just fine on my own.

Remember in the 1980’s, when all kinds of government officials and health experts warned that AIDS would be a national epidemic within a few short years? It remains a very non-mainstream disease, confined largely to those with unhealthy lifestyle choices.

Remember four years ago, some bird flu from Japan was supposed to become a national crisis. Hardly anyone was affected, in case you don’t recall. Have you heard of the boy who cried wolf?

Drug companies have now been given untold billions of taxpayer dollars to produce vaccines for this swine flu which is not a pandemic and probably never will be. Is this all just for profit?

You have to worry about the timing of this particular government scare. This comes as Obama’s approval ratings decrease while he’s trying to push a national health care system and other socialist measures, as quickly as possible, against the will of the people.

Let’s put aside the fact that the vaccine already has many questionable ingredients, such as: Daronrix (bird flu vaccine), Disodium phosphate, Formaldehyde (carcinogen), Octoxynol 10, Polysorbate 80, Sodium Chloride, Squalene (Gulf War Syndrome), Thiomersal (mercury).

What else could this vaccine contain, and why is it so important that everyone get it, including children? Could it contain any mind-altering drug besides the Squalene which we already know about?

It is well known among people that have tracked governmental tactics over the years that they have long desired to control people’s minds. This dates back to project MKULTRA which began after WWII, wherein random citizens were given various drugs without their knowledge.

While many such covert psychological experiments were shut down, others continued on a nationwide scale. For example, most of the nation now uses fluoride in the water supply. Fluoride is a mind altering drug as well. When ingested, it simply makes people less intelligent. As an excuse they said it would be good for our teeth.

So we can’t just buy toothpaste with fluoride? We need it in every water supply? This is why I drink distilled water, by the way. It has no unhealthy or mind altering chemicals.

The main tenet of the socialist/communist revolution, which is wholeheartedly supported by Obama, is to brainwash people from within. This has been happening in the public schools and the media for decades, but it has obviously not fully achieved its goals. It got Obama elected, but success ended there.

Most people will voluntarily send their kids to schools and watch TV, so there are two free brainwashing avenues. But despite the communists’ best efforts, many people continue to think for themselves, and don’t want the government pushing over an extreme socialist agenda.

Thus, we need a new agent: a pandemic scare. Many people will voluntarily get injected with some kind of drug that they have absolutely no knowledge about, if they believe their health or life is at stake.

Whatever mind altering drug it contains will likely cause humans to be dumber, more apathetic, or less dissentional (I had to make that word up because no existing word quite works out here.)

It is the opinion of the current communists running our government that with this last ditch effort, they can get the majority of the public to stop caring about their communist agenda and let them get away with it.

Not on my watch. If you want to go along with the communist agenda, then by all means be good sheeple and watch your communist news networks, get your swine flu shot, and worship Obama whenever he’s on TV, which is all the time.

If that’s not for you, don’t cave in to the scare tactics. Think for yourself, consider the timing and the consequences of this latest panic, and do the right thing.

The stock market is up this year? You’ve got to be kidding me.

Early last year, I saw the writing on the wall. The economy was starting to dive, which is never good for the incumbent party in the White House. Many voters would soon turn to democrats to solve the economic problems, which is never a good plan. These were the same democrats that caused most of the economic problems, by the way.

I knew intuitively that Hillary or Obama would be the next president, and it didn’t much matter. With control of both the White House and Congress, it wouldn’t take them long to tax and spend as much as possible, both of which do nothing but harm to the economy.

In January 2008, I pulled 75% of my retirement account out of the mutual fund market and placed it into a fixed income fund. In March, the unwinnable candidate Mccain had locked up the GOP nomination. By June, I had it all in fixed income, while most others continued to hold out some irrational hope that the stock market would suddenly get better.

The result: I protected about 90% of my retirement account, while others were only able to maintain only 50-70% of their funds. I was right about it last year, and I’m right about it now.

It’s hard to believe that history is already repeating a year later. The stock market is now being driven by false hope and empty promises, and has actually rebounded to where it was at the beginning of the year. But this market can not possibly sustain growth for an entire year.

Look at the major economic indicators:

Unemployment rate: up to 9.6% from 6% a year ago. Hundreds of thousands of jobs lost every month

GDP: dove -4% last quarter and has been in negative territory all year, after years of positive growth

Wealth: Personal family wealth decreased by $16 trillion from June 2007 to March 2009

Housing: Foreclosure rates have doubled over the past year, despite the bailout plans

Credit cards: Defaults have also doubled over the past year

Alright, so more people are losing their jobs, losing their homes, losing their businesses, defaulting on loans, and in general losing their money. How is the stock market increasing?

Look around your hometown. Have you ever seen more houses for sale as there are now? How many small businesses have closed their doors? I’ve been traveling, and I see them in every town, door after door of long time mom-and-pop shops, closed.

Perhaps the people that still have some money are putting it into stocks hoping some kind of get-rich-quick scheme will get them out of their current debt. The ultra-rich and criminal fund managers are happily taking people’s money and pocketing lots of it while allocating investments in stocks that will certainly take a nose-dive any day now. They’re not getting my money, that’s for sure.

Another idea is the counterintuitive: Warren Buffett and other uber-rich investors have made their money off buying when everyone else is selling. Perhaps this small percentage of investors that have a large percentage of the wealth are driving the bubble right now. Fine, let them win or lose their own money. They don’t need yours.

The United States economy is in dire straits right now. Keep in mind that the Obama administration has increased the deficit by over a trillion dollars during his first 6 months in office. They are also on record to “let the Bush tax cuts expire.” This means that in 2010, they will raise taxes on people that pay them. 2010 is not far off.

If all the major economic indicators are pointing in the same direction except for one, which do you believe? Clearly, the stock market is not following the rest of the economy right now. Therefore, it must be an aberration.

The important aspect to remember about the stock market is that it is heavily dependent on the economy as a whole. Growth of business, jobs, wages, and housing is what causes real growth of the stock market. If the other growth factors are not present, then the stock market can not sustain growth.

In fact, what we have now is the opposite: destruction of businesses, jobs, wages, and housing. Therefore the stock market can not possibly continue on an upward trend for very long. It may take the official announcement of increased income taxes next year for the bubble to pop, or it may be before then.

If you were one of those hopeful investors that kept your money in the market, figuring you couldn’t sell low, and you were getting a good bargain, get it out now while you have recovered what you had at the beginning of the year. It’s all downhill from here.

The economy will continue to tank until the communists running the government are out of office. It could be during next year’s election that we eradicate most of these big-government fascists in Congress, which will help. In mid 2011, real economic growth may be possible again, but more likely it won’t be until late 2012 when the chief executive communist is voted out of the White House.

Communists have one major purpose: to destroy the wealth of the working and business classes, and keep that wealth for themselves. They are doing a damn good job of it. But we will survive Obama’s communist agenda, if we manage our money wisely.

Bottom line: this stock market is doomed for the near term. But the good news is that you got some of your money back if you kept it in the markets last year. If you did, take your money and run, and hide it somewhere that the commies can’t get at it. Plan on reinvesting once capitalists run the country again.

After hearing much ado about the “public option” on the news and so forth, I was confused, so I looked it up, and found it! It’s right there in the US Constitution, Article I, Section 11. The whole thing is covered, you just have to look it up. It’s that easy. Amazingly, I also found the section on abortion.

Section 11: The Public Option

Every person residing in the United States shall be entitled to health insurance. Although such indemnity does not exist yet, we know that it will in the future. At that point, the government shall see to it that every person living in any of the states shall have health insurance, regardless of their status as a citizen of that state or of the nation. This is known heretofore as the Public Option.

Currently we are each responsible for maintaining our own health, but we realize that this notion is simplistic and naive. In the future we will need a major bureaucratic socialist government program to manage individual health plans for all people in the United States.

The federal government shall not deny Universal Health Care to any person for any purpose, including but not limited to: race, religion, sex, citizenship status, slavery status, intelligence, career choices, drug addictions, mental illness, sexual preference, or favorite music and television programs.

Exceptions:

1. End of Life Council: The government shall maintain an End of Life Council (commonly known as the Death Panel) to determine which people in old age or with terminable diseases should live or die. People deemed expendable shall be euthanized on authorization of the Death Panel.

2. Unborn children shall have no rights whatsoever, not the right to live, nor the right to a fair trial to determine if they should live or die based on whether they have followed the law. Their fate shall be solely determined by their respective mothers. See Section 12.

3. Christians can take care of themselves; in fact they can go screw themselves while they’re at it. We know that this nation was founded by Christians and that we are all Christians writing this document, but we also realize that we are selfish, domineering, and overbearing interventionists that have no business running this or any country. We should all die.

4. People that eat fried food, or other foods deemed unhealthy by the Food Panel, shall pay a higher tax for their government health insurance than other people that live healthier lives.

5. Any conservative that is not able to work and pay taxes anymore shall be put to death. We have no further use for these know-it-all, overassertive, authoritarian bastards (like us).

Section 12: Abortion

Yes, abortion is a Constitutional Right. We have it written right here in Article I. We wouldn’t have included it unless we wanted to make it perfectly clear that any woman has the right to abortion without cause or delay.

It has been hereby resolved that the unborn have no rights whatsoever, not the right to live, nor the right to a fair trial to determine if they should live or die based on whether they have followed the law. Their fate shall be solely determined by their respective mothers.

A woman may abort a child for any reason, at any time, including but not limited to: inconvenience, financial issues, dislike of children, retardation, barbarism, suicidal tendencies, drug problems, or simply a desire to get revenge on the person that impregnated them. We know that any time a woman has sex it is technically rape anyway.

Exceptions: Do not attempt to abort the child after it has fully emerged from the womb. At that point, it suddenly becomes a human entity and is thus entitled to Universal Health Insurance and other rights afforded to every person except for Christians, conservatives, and old or diseased people. Make sure to abort the child while at least part of it is still inside the womb, for now. We are still working on a way to delete children that have been born, but having a difficult time with the justification thereof. We hope in the future some brilliant minds in the government can figure this out.